A standard result in quantum mechanics is this: if two observables are commuting then they have a classical joint distribution in every state. A converse is demonstrated here: If a classical joint distribution for the pair agrees with standard quantum facts. then the observables must commute. This has consequences for some historical and recent quantum nonlocal models: they are analyt... https://www.roneverhart.com/Pop-Smoke-x-Vlone-Stop-Snitching-T-shirt-White-Blue/